My friend, although Marianne is of course,breathtaking, the entire audio for that piece has been hijacked from a previous TV spot featuring Cindy Cristiainson.

I should know. I've had the episode on VHS video for about 20 years & recall it ........word for word.

So , fear not about a immenent hair cut.

Cindy's lucscious locks were in fact cut however...........by the late great George Micheal