somebody's never been to a hempfest...

by Brack

So you mean to tell me that if you fell in love with the most beautiful girl in the world with awesome long hair, got her in bed, totally naked only to find out that she doesn't shave her pits or has a happy trail, you'd freak out? I guess we all have our standards or whatever, but then again, I get turned on by a weird number of things... like the hippie movement. Seriously. Whenever I hear the phrase "The Great Acid Wave of 1965", or "Summer of Love", I get a HUGE hard-on.


Actually, it isn't that extreme, but I know people who are turned on by talking about politics while having sex. These women are pretty much just... natural. They look nothing close to whores, considering whores wear a layer of makeup thick enough to dress a cake, and these women aren't wearing any. They're not the *greatest* looking, but I give them a B+ for effort^_^. Think what you say before you say it out loud... That's good advice anybody can take.