Of course, we all express sympathy for Britney and her children and hope she receives whatever lasting rehabilitative psychological help she requires, but this is also a tragedy for connoiseurs of long hair.... Now the question must be asked, which do you disdain more: Natalie Portman without hair or Britney Spears without hair? Could this also be a variant of the brunette vs. brunette connundrum? And what's K-Fed's opinion of the whole thing?