That's a good point your raise there. The content.

An argument could be made that the real issue is whether the content of our collections, the targets of our surfing habits is pornographic or not. Pics/vids of longhaired women displaying their hair in normal situations or merely suggestive poses, fully or partially clad may be acceptable to some partners, but I still think that it would register as a criminal offense for most wives. In a weird twist, some wives - and others - might view a collection like that as "weirder" that a porn collection, because they don't understand the fascination we have for it.

People's brains process a porn collection really quickly though - "Oh, the bastard's a pervert who like to see chicks get a spooge bath on their long hair." Simple every day perv.