....You eager excited gents, remember this was originally posted as a STORY. That means it may well be pure fiction - I read it as such - and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. It may even have been written by a man - I've tried that trick myself, and find it makes a refreshing change of viewpoint to write from.

The problem for you is that the lady you're begging to meet may not even exist - which would rather explain why she hasn't answered.