Encountered Red Hot Lauren?

by Brack

I think I have. But I'm not sure.


However, this last summer, while I was working at the mall in Bellevue, adjacent to Seattle, Wa... I noticed a girl at Suncoast who looked a lot like Lauren(for those of you who don't know, she posts her hometown as Redmond, which is just a few miles away from Bellevue). She obviously had straightened her hair, and wore less makeup, but I'm pretty sure it was her. Her name was Lydia, but then again it could probably be some other redhead. Wierd stuff.


Seriously, how could you walk up to a girl and confirm something like this?


"HEY YOU'RE RED HOT LAUREN FROM A PORNO SITE I'VE SEEN ON THE INTERNET!!!"


(considering she probably doesn't want her identity to be shown, moreless people around her hearing that sentence...)