Last week I read a posting here that seemed particularly inspired in its sheer simplicity (and generated a swarm or replies, besides). So, in tribute to that earlier contribution, may I pose the question anew (and contribute my own response)?

This afternoon, I masturbated to daytime television. Among the ladies who inspired me were Eileen Davidson, Michelle Stafford, Tracey Bregman, Katherine Kelly Lang, Heather Tom, Renee Goldsberry, Robin Strasser, Diedre Hall, Kelly Monaco, Brett Butler and the long-haired blonde hostess of the Univision entertainment program, "El Gordo y La Flaca". Those of you who know who these girls are, can appreciate my interest. For those of you don't, why don't you find out? Your turn....