Oh Puhlease!!

How anyone who could fall for this fiesty little vixen is way beyond my ability to understand!

I mean, come on!! What is it about this drop dead gorgeous woman that you all find yourselves so enamored with. Is it her incredible body? Those long nails? Please don't say its that silken rich black mane she abuses that poor bastard with!! Or...her unspeakably beautiful face. WTF?

Personally, I think she is so completely undesirable and unspeakably ugly that I wouldn't have anything to do with her...

unless she asked me.