Has anyone else been watching the Muscular Dystrophy Telethon (by the way,if so, don't forget to make a donation, both to M.D.A. and hurricane relief)? That's what I was doing tonight, but I was still distracted enough by Celine Dion's long hair to masturbate to it. Is all of it real or extensions? And what about one of Jerry's luscious cohostesses, the African-American Cynthia Garrett? What else is she known for? She (and her gorgeous long hair) have been on the Telethon before.