"Can't we all just get along?" Wouldn't it be great if we could put aside our Red State/Blue State schism to devote our energies to the real issue "at hand"--masturbating to all the luscious hair that's available across the political spectrum? For example, who wouldn't love to ejaculate in Ann Coulter's beautiful long blonde mane? I personally spent most of the '90's jerking off to Hillary Clinton (whose hair changed frequently but seemed to grow more fetching the worse her husband embaressed her). I also confess to owning a specially-purchased rebroadcast of a "Larry King Live" episode that featured an exlusive interview with then-Florida Secretary of State, Katherine Harris (I really found her brunette locks a turn on!). And, in her early days in Congress, Nancy Pelosi was nothing less than a fox.

So, c'mon. Who else do you think is eminently fuckable (or jerk off-able) in the world of politics?