Ninja, I've been lurking (contributed lots but nothing like the regulars).

I implore you not to change anything. It's just great how it is.

And oddly there's not that much spam - despite not needing to sign up or do a captcha.

Saying that, I wonder if the OP is a spam bot. The spiel is a bit nonsensical, like it's straight out of ChatGPT.

Don't believe everything you read guys!