LOLLING ...

Yes, mine tastes of champagne.

I too am a Tantric devotee, but with one reservation about sploodge denial.

That is dangerously unhealthy, average of 25 ejaculations/month is optimum to flush out cancer causing free radical oxygen molecules.

But Tantric "long distance" pleasuring EVENTUALLY leading to ejac. is perfect.

Doctor Furry will now go and have a lie-down ...