First off, look at what's written in a title, Dogerson; if they say "One 'l' in 'always'", that mans something: don't go and write a reply saying 'allways'.

Secondly, it should technically be 'Doggerson', and forgive me for saying it - but it is very true in your case.

Thirdly, where the hell did you get your PhD from? I mean, someone with your level of spelling, vocabulary, syntax and semantics (oh, forgot grammar!) should be officially banned from getting a degree until receiving sufficient education.

Fourthly, you - and you are much older than me, at least twice my age - are a local in an English speaking nation. I am a bilingual who does not live in one; and still, I can speak, write and probably read better than you.

Fifthly, you are so damn ostentatious and your manner of speaking needs reconstruction.

Lastly, your penis (according to your photos) is ugly. Bad looks, bad erection method, and atrociously 'crafted'. Moreover, you don't seem to know how to effectively masturbate. (Which seems to be your only productive action in life.)

Pathetic, Doctor, patheic!

bY THE WAY: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOUR CAPITALS? iT SEMS LIKE YOU STUFFED UP.

Yours sincerely (a trait you might someday learn),

'JH'