Only partly appropos of the central preoccupation of this forum is my latest fantasy about which I'd like to solicit feedback. I had a dream (after watching reruns of the first seasons of [the original] "One Day At A Time" involving, of course, Bonnie Franklin's luscious red bob, McKenzie Phillip's sassy "Dorothy Hamel" wedge and Valerie Bertinelli's incomparable waist-length brunette mane). The premise of my fantasy was that I was to be allotted a weekend, from Friday night until Monday morning, to accomplish the mission of impregnating all three of them. What an unequaled opportunity, but what might be the best way of accomplishing it? Indeed, could there be any strategic approach at all, beyond fucking one's brains out (at least mine). But would such wild abandon really work (perhaps even resulting in my being invited by "the powers that be" to undertake a similar mission involving, for example, the trio of "Charlie's Angels" or the duo of "Three's Company"? If anyone has any equally fanciful suggestions about how THEY might approach such a fanciful task, by all means, let's hear them! We're all ears (and eyes)!