Over the weekend, I developed a powerful appetite for Kate Middleton's luxurious mane without remembering her imminent birthday . I knew Chris has always honored the occasion with a satisfyingly encyclopedic gallery presentation , but I despaired of trying to click back through the archival postings here to discover his last one. So imagine my elation when, upon learning of the 39'th anniversary just this morning, I rushed with hardening penis to the computer to view what I was sure would be his contribution today. And lo, it is, as usual, everything it has always been--with the birthday presents reserved, not for Kate, but for her hair fetishist admirers! Profuse and utmost gratitude, Chris!