Yeah, he's right, guys! Feel free to use Google Translator in emergency every time so that you don't have to wait for further infos. You just can respond immediately and can request an English version for the next answer.

Here's the automatic translation from google:

Which man is crazy long blonde hair and soft? Would you like an hour to get my hair play by brushing etc. Mail me your proposal and the compensation that you're about to make.

Cut NOT happening!

Absurd proposals have no sense!

Greetings Goldilocks

Goldilocks wants to meet with you and she would like to be paid, too. Also she's obviously from the netherlands. I think only European people should respond or is anyone on vacation? ^__^