Well, I can 100% now verify that I worked in the same goddamn mall as Red Hot Lauren back in 2005.

So, I live in Seattle, which is where Lauren is from. Back in 2005, I used to work in a pretty huge mall in one of the suburbs of Seattle on the eastside called Bellevue Square. On my breaks, I'd kill time either walking around (checking out all the cute long-haired chicks walking around the mall... looking back, I was probably a creeper) or getting food. I hung out a lot in the Suncoast video store, where this cute redhead with long red hair all the way down to her ass worked. Around that time, I had discovered Red Hot Lauren and this girl looked exactly like her. I didn't want to ask her (because my tact levels were somewhat higher than most at the time) if she actually *was* Red Hot Lauren, because that would totally be creepy as hell if I recognized her from a porno site. I just left that one be...

....Until tonight, I was hanging out with an acquaintance that knew a lot of people I knew from back in the day when I lived in the suburbs. She worked at that particular Suncoast and I told her my story. Asked her if her coworker was named Lauren, then I pulled up a picture on my phone and she confirmed it was her. So yeah. This entire time, I was right. I really don't want a medal for this or anything, but I think it's funny that one of the hottest models that a lot of people worship on here was someone I saw pretty frequently when I was working at a mall in a suburb of Seattle. What do you guys think?