Dear Penny,
Thanks for sharing the news.
I can see you have put quite a bit of effort into the re-design.
I don't want to discourage you, but quite honestly it looks to me like you haven't had much luck with your web developers lately.
I am a qualified web professional and have been running a successful online business for a few years. If you are interested I wouldn't mind giving you some pointers on the site structure, design and marketing (gratis).
I am not looking for business or perks (or a thrill - would be a little cheesy :-) - I am VERY busy already.
Although I disagree with you about the "long hair is silly" thing , I like you and will be happy to give you a hand with this if you want me to. No BS.
Reply to my email address (this will stay between us) or (if I am way out of line here -meant no disrespect) ignore the message.
Either way, I wish you best of luck with your life and your web site.