ROTFLMAO!!!

Dude, you get yourself into more shit than ten people should!!!

You know I'd never leave you twistin' in the wind, but I'm afraid yer on yer own on this one! Don't/wouldn't know what to tell ya. But, for whatever it's worth...

Now, you and Lucious - oops, I mean Leona - been through a few rough patches. I know you got a good heart, and Leona is good peeps, so just be yourself, and speak from your heart. Maybe she was just surprised and taken aback a bit to see you describe her as your "ideal feminie specimen", given your past history.

I say just tell her you simply meant it as the sincerest compliment, and try not to overthink it. I'm sure she was just genuinely curious to know what/how you were thinking. Don't sweat it, man. It's all good...