Home all day today, I spent the afternoon (before logging on here) masturbating to daytime t.v. beauties. Here're some of those who stimulated me the most, in no particular order: Brett Butler, Melody Thomas, Michelle Stafford, Tracy Bregman, Kimberlan Brown, Renee Goldsberry, Robin Strasser, Heather Tom, Kassie DePaiva, Marie Wilson, Martha Byrne, Nancy Lee Grahn, Lilly from "El Gordo y La Flaca" (Univision), Kelly Monaco, Helen Hunt....