Admit it. If, like me, you're a liberal Democrat , you've had fantasies, even against your better judgement, involving running your hands through the long blonde locks of Marjorie Taylor Green and even Lauren Bobert (who, thanks to her recent expulsion from a live performance of "Beetlejuice", has been revealed as a less-than-covert bad girl, with a luscious brunette mane to rival that of A.O.C.!). Admit it!