Admit it. If, like me, you're a liberal Democrat , you fantasize, even in spite of your better judgement, about running your hands through the long blonde locks of a Marjorie Taylor Greene or Lauren Bobert (especially now that, after having been expelled from a performance of "Beetlejuice", the latter has been revealed as a secret bad girl--with a luscious brunette mane to rival that of A.O.C. [:-P]).