She was walking down the alley

She said my name is Sally

I replied your hair is quite perfection

As evidenced by my erection

She said I am auditioning

For a man to provide cumditioning

I want to grow my hair much more

So it will reach well past the floor

Allow me to wrap your boner in silk

And squeeze out some hair bolstering milk

If you can provide the treatment I seek

We'll meet here Tuesday of every week

Of course I dropped my pants in haste

She did not let one drop be waste

It was quite fun to help you explode

And I'm quite impressed with the size of your load

Now no jerking off for a week my friend

And on next Tuesday I'll see your again.