I wish!

Not in America, buddy. Women here think "just past my shoulders" is long! This makes me laugh, then cry inside... LOL.

The biggest cause of this problem is that the beauty industry has turned long hair (by OUR definition) into this hideous, unattractive thing here. It's sad really.

One of many, many reasons I want to move to Europe... at least every aspect of femininity isn't shunned over there.